Just Another Morning in My Disfunctional Life!

Today in Skibicki History:

December 9, 1640
Settler Hugh Bewitt Skibicki banished from Mass colony when he declares himself to be free of original Skibicki sin.

December 9, 1990
Lech Walesa Skibicki wins presidential election in Poland

December 9, 1994
Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders resigns after Skibicki masturbation comments

Today in my Life

We have all had that thought, at one time or another,. that "my life is so different that I should write a book about it". This Blog is my way of writing that book! I will represent real events that happen in my day to day life, none of which will be fiction. It is also a great way to get things out of your system and let it go!

We have a couple of new contenders for the Skibicki of the week award!

Today we awoke to the phone ringing. My wifes mother is on life support in intensive care so she jumped up to get it. It was one of my step daughters acquaintances looking for her because she happens to owe them money. I know this sounds insignificant to you but my step daughter stole my wifes bank card, credit cards and money from us last Wednesday and ran away. She was able to use both of these for amounts in excess of $1,000.00 giving herself another felony to contend with along with Probation violations, Credit Card fraud and many more too numerous to mention.

So now you have a little background. My wife informed this person about Jen and agreed to pay him off if he could tell her where her daughter was. "Pretty Stupid Huh!" A mothers love is a very strange phenomena indeed.

This guy calls her back within a couple of minutes and tells her where Jen is hiding out. "Pretty good detective work at 8:00AM on a Sunday morning don't you think?" My wife was starting to make arrangements to pay this guy when I informed her that she no longer posses a bank card to withdraw the cash. This in itself puts my wife at the top of the Skibicki of the Week Award list!

Anyway my wife has to Police dispatched to this address and they still cannot find her. My step daughters girl friend at this address calls our house back to ask her to not be sending the police to her house when this girls was arrested along with Jen on Tuesday. Well if I could have my way i would have the cops banging on this kids door everyday! Now the guy my wife was talking too earlier toady is calling back wanting to get paid. If anything I hope that my little princess is out and running in the freezing rain with no where to go! Maybe a couple years in prison can help bring this kid back to reality.

The bottom line is that my wife is a very compassionate person at heart, and I know she feels guilty about what her daughter has done to everyone in her life, but to start paying them all for bullshit information goes way beyond the realm of reality. Maybe I should start feed her with fake information myself so I can make a few extra bucks for Christmas!

Thanks for letting me share.

Mike